Why This Newsletter Exists
Like a lot of people, I find myself stuck in a loop—local news, national news, then late-night comedy to rinse the soot off my soul. Those shows have always been my Kevlar vest: someone else names the insanity out loud, and suddenly it’s survivable.
But here's the problem—late-night is off the air constantly. Hiatuses, holidays, contract pauses, always dark on Friday. Even in season, you only get four nights a week. I've caught myself dreading weekends (no new content!) and counting down to Mondays (fresh laughs ahead). When your sanity hinges on network scheduling, something’s broken.
My Fix—and Yours
I’m bone-tired of people pushing agendas with zero empathy for anyone living a different life. And I’m done waiting for someone qualified to finally grab the wheel of the clown car. So I'm turning it into a rolling group therapy session—and you're welcome to ride shotgun.
NightOffFix fills the gap with 13 delightfully unhinged personas, each delivering a different flavor of absurdity direct to your inbox.
Instead of one host’s monologue, you get thirteen rotating voices:
• A conspiracy theorist convinced Big Pharma is secretly run by dolphins
• A motivational speaker finding silver linings in government shutdowns
• A burnt-out HR rep treating Congress like a workplace mediation gone feral
A catharsis buffet. Thirteen voices. Thirteen coping mechanisms. Thirteen ways to metabolize the madness. One daily email.
They show up every single day—no hiatuses, no sponsors, no shame, no off-switch. They turn headlines you want to scream at into the only version of reality keeping you from hurling your phone into the sun. They can’t be canceled. They’re already the joke, and the joke always wins.
What You Get
Bite-sized humor, delivered daily. Fast enough to finish before your coffee cools. Sharp enough to show which narratives are load-bearing and which are set decoration.
A jolt of perspective to wipe the sludge from your eyes and let you see the world through lenses other than your own.
Who It’s For
If the news cycle has sandblasted your soul…
If you want to feel less alone with the absurdity…
If you want the laughter of your tribe without the tribal warfare…
You’re home.
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