I’m bone-tired of people pushing agendas with zero empathy for anyone living a different life. And I’m done waiting for someone qualified to finally grab the wheel of the clown car. So I'm turning it into a rolling group therapy session—and you're welcome to ride shotgun.
The Continuity Break
Like a lot of you, I'm stuck in the loop—local news, national news, then late-night comedy to rinse the soot off my soul. Comedy is the Kevlar vest making the insanity survivable.
But the "big guys" are always on break. Holidays, contract pauses, endless weekends, scheduled hiatus. Even in season, you only get four nights a week. I found myself dreading weekends (no content) and counting down to Monday. When your sanity hinges on network TV schedules, something's broken.
My Fix—and Yours
NightOffFix fills the gap with 13 delightfully unhinged personas, reflecting the day's headlines through a unique flavor of absurdity—arriving daily to your inbox.
Instead of one host’s monologue, you get thirteen voices:
• A conspiracy theorist proving Big Pharma is run by dolphins
• A motivational speaker finding silver linings in government shutdowns
• A burnt-out HR rep rebranding mass AI layoffs as "digital transformation opportunities"
A catharsis buffet. Thirteen voices. Thirteen coping mechanisms. Thirteen ways to metabolize the madness. One daily email.
They show up every single day—no hiatuses, no sponsors, no shame, no off-switch. They turn the headlines you want to scream at into the only version of reality keeping you from hurling your phone at the sun. They can’t be canceled. They’re already the joke, and the joke always wins.
What You Get
Bite-sized humor, delivered daily. Fast enough to finish before your coffee cools. Sharp enough to show which narratives are load-bearing and which are set decoration.
A jolt of perspective to wipe the sludge from your eyes and let you see the world through lenses other than your own.
Who It’s For
- If the news cycle has sandblasted your soul…
- If you want to feel less alone with the absurdity…
- If you want the laughter of your tribe without the tribal warfare…
You’re home.
One More Thing: Laughter isn’t a luxury—it’s maintenance. (Ask your nervous system; it’s begging.) A laugh with real voltage resets your chemistry. Doomscrolling without it is just self-harm by news feed.
Access all areas
One click gets you everything—archives, daily drops, the whole circus. Much cheaper than a therapy copay.
Editorial Easter Egg
Bad actors run through our news. Then come the amplifiers—people and platforms who repeat, distort, and magnify the worst impulses until the rest of us, the huddled masses, are left choking on the exhaust.
Some of us are more vulnerable to the spin than others, but all of us benefit from a little structure, a little ballast, something to help us process the daily hyperbole. Without it, we implode inward or lash outward—when what we really need is to steady each other.
The bad actors will keep acting. They never get muzzled. The media plays a critical role, but it’s also where many of us stumble; we don’t all have the tools—or the emotional buffer—to separate the noise from signal.
So here, we let thirteen deliberately polarizing (and entirely fictional) voices say the things some of us might be thinking, and then we let a calmer, more seasoned observer lampoon their extremes—with the hope of a good snorting laugh, a release, and some perspective.
By experiencing these exaggerated lenses clash, bend, and contradict each other, we evolve to see the news—and each other—with more tolerance, and maybe even a little more empathy.