Blake Trapper | Host (Warden)
Current Role: Your Host // NightOffFix.com
Responsible for containing 13 distinct personalities and preventing total narrative collapse.
Responsible for containing 13 distinct personalities and preventing total narrative collapse.
Zoo Keeper // The Beltway Media Group
Managed feeding times for high-maintenance pundits. Specialized in keeping the donkeys and elephants in separate enclosures.
Managed feeding times for high-maintenance pundits. Specialized in keeping the donkeys and elephants in separate enclosures.
Crash Site Investigator // Various Election Nights
Lead analyst for political train wrecks. Tasked with finding the "Black Box" of voter logic amidst the debris of bad polling.
Lead analyst for political train wrecks. Tasked with finding the "Black Box" of voter logic amidst the debris of bad polling.
Triage Officer // The Culture Wars
Assessed which societal injuries were fatal and which were just flesh wounds in Twittersphere.
Assessed which societal injuries were fatal and which were just flesh wounds in Twittersphere.
Interests:
- Rotary phone collector (847 models and counting)
- Can identify any rotary model by dial tone alone
- Owns more rotary phones than the Smithsonian
- Travels with at least three backup rotary phones (different eras, different moods)
- In a 12-step program for ASMR-addicted rotary phone audiophiles
References: Unavailable. They are all currently undergoing court-ordered electro-convulsive therapy.
