Do as I Say, Not as I Signed
Source: Propublica
* The Accusation: The Trump administration is currently firing or investigating officials—including Fed governor Lisa Cook and NY…
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Kohler's CanCam Promises Privacy While Literally Filming You on the Can
Source: Ars Technica
* Digital Defecation: Kohler has released a $599 smart toilet attachment, the Dekoda, which uses "optical sensors…
"Garbage" Guy Receives Made Up Trophy for "Promoting Unity"
Source: CNBC
* President Trump transformed the 2026 World Cup draw into a personal spectacle at the Kennedy Center, accepting FIFA&…
ICE Cold Chicago Comedy
Source: Bloomberg
NEWS STORY SUMMARY
* Operation Midway Blitz: Following the launch of "Operation Midway Blitz" by the Trump…
All A’s on Physical, All Z’s in Cabinet Meeting
Source: USA Today
SUMMARY
* The Nap: President Trump appeared to struggle with staying awake during a two-hour cabinet meeting, repeatedly…
US Institute of Peace Building Rebranded; Irony Placed on Endangered Species List
Souce: NBC News
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👀Blake Trapper: "And now, because contractually I must, let's hear from our thirteen resident…
Cars Will Now Run on Nostalgia
Source: PBS
* The Rollback: President Trump has officially weakened federal fuel efficiency standards, dropping the 2031 requirement from 50.4…
Companies Borrow Millions to Buy Bitcoin, Shocked When Math Happens
Source: Bloomberg
* The Grift: Dozens of public companies that pivoted to "Digital Asset Treasuries"—borrowing massive sums to…
Man Referees Game He's Playing In, Wins Somehow
Source: Tech Crunch
* The Setup: David Sacks, a venture capitalist appointed as the Trump administration’s "AI and Crypto…
Ex-President's Prison Sentence Upgraded to "Actually Just a Gap Year" Under New Pardon
Source: Associated Press
* The News: Honduras held a tense presidential election on Sunday, heavily influenced by President Trump’s last-minute…
Northwestern Pays $75 Million Ransom to Rescue Its Own Wallet
Source: University Herald
* The Transaction: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the Trump administration $75 million and implement mandatory "…
The First Amendment, Now with Body-Shaming
Source: CBS
* Presidential Slurs: President Trump directed multiple personal insults at female reporters, using terms such as "ugly,"…
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