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JFK Gets a Roommate: Trump-Kennedy Center Unveiled to Immediate Boos
Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 The Kennedy Center is now the Trump-Kennedy Center, proving that in Washington, if you can’t…
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Crowdfunding Hate: The New 401(k) for Bigots
Trapper to Yappers Handoff: 👀 So, a former Cinnabon employee’s admission of racism has apparently triggered a six-figure donation wave,…
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Kohler's CanCam Promises Privacy While Literally Filming You on the Can
Source: Ars Technica
* Digital Defecation: Kohler has released a $599 smart toilet attachment, the Dekoda, which uses "optical sensors…
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"Garbage" Guy Receives Made Up Trophy for "Promoting Unity"
Source: CNBC
* President Trump transformed the 2026 World Cup draw into a personal spectacle at the Kennedy Center, accepting FIFA&…
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US Institute of Peace Building Rebranded; Irony Placed on Endangered Species List
Souce: NBC News
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👀Blake Trapper: "And now, because contractually I must, let's hear from our thirteen resident…
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Companies Borrow Millions to Buy Bitcoin, Shocked When Math Happens
Source: Bloomberg
* The Grift: Dozens of public companies that pivoted to "Digital Asset Treasuries"—borrowing massive sums to…
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Ex-President's Prison Sentence Upgraded to "Actually Just a Gap Year" Under New Pardon
Source: Associated Press
* The News: Honduras held a tense presidential election on Sunday, heavily influenced by President Trump’s last-minute…
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The First Amendment, Now with Body-Shaming
Source: CBS
* Presidential Slurs: President Trump directed multiple personal insults at female reporters, using terms such as "ugly,"…
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Judas Now Available for $49.99/Month, Still Cheaper Than His Original Rate
Source: BlazeMedia
* The Story: A New York Times opinion writer tested several "Jesus Bots"—AI-powered spiritual chatbots—that…